Haha xD
Dem random moments is what i live for, and i had one of thoose yesterday :P
I am in Falun here in sweden to visit my brother.
Yesterday, (as Always) i was looking around for the alcoholics for a morning beer until people start to Wake up.
A realy realy pretty girl with blond thin dreads was Walking past me with a realy beautifull White pitbull.
"lilles of freedom my beautifull friend", i said and hold up my Peace fingers.
She smiled and kept Walking.
Later on when more people has gathered on the benches she came again and started to talk to some of the people there that was her friend.
She was quite drunk so she Went to sleep some in the grass with her dog.
I Went to say hello to the dog when she woke up, she had felt that her dog has walked away and thought i was about to steal it.
But we talked some, together with her friends for some short minutes when they decided to leave.
But the girl jumped up and hugged me and wrapped her legs around me and asked me to take her away from here.
She was abit addicted and could not travel around, but i could feel that this was a hippie :)
I answeared that i would marry such a beautifull girl any day.
We decided to walk and shoplift some beers together, but first i had to recycle some cans so we first Went to a food store to recycle.
I got the Money in my hand and we walked out when an employe came and said that she has seen the girl steal a package of ciggarets!
So boss, i didnt even notice it myself, good girl haha ^_^
We stood there and argued and she showed Everything in her clothbag, but one hole where the package was.
A big guy came and started to look around and he finaly found the ciggaret package, so i decided to turn around and walk out.
I was hoping that the girl was abit faster, but the guy ran up to her and took her hands and said that it was time to call the police.
I clearly had to do something to be a hero here, she was soo beautifull ^^
So i just jump forward, took the big guys hands and started to wrestle him until she could run away.
Happy and proad over my brave move i realized that holy shit, now i am in trouble xD
Haha, Another guy came because i was abit stronger then the other guy, but i could not get loose from his grip.
When the other guy came he wrapped his arms around my body so i now had two big guys wrestling me.
They was realy angry and told me to be still, but HA! i wont be still ^^
I jumped around and had fun and laughed so hard, it was like riding an Electric bull.
But they finaly got me down to the ground and called the police.
The police came with the bluelights and was there very fast.
I told them what happened while laughing like a Child over the situation so they decided it was time to take me to the backseat and discuss.
They take me under the arms to lead me to the car, but i was clearly not gona follow that easy!
I just lifted up my legs in the air and said, "carry me please" while still laughing like crazy.
hahahahaha!
They was not on the mood for this at all xD
I could see them look at eachother and said "fuck this guy, his going down".
They both grabbed me and THREW me doing in the ground with all their force so i landed on my face, abit broken glasses and my face is all bloody and filled with scars.
They threw me into the policecar with my hands tied and i continued to laugh at them the whole 15 minutes car trip to jail.
They threw me into jail ( i was still laughing at them ), and closed the door.
So i decided to have a drumseassion on the plasticwindow so the whole copstation would hear me.
They tried to open the door and said stop, they tried to enjoy the Music and eventualy they gave up and did let me.
Boooring :(
so i decided to fill the cell with water as i Always do in jail, but they cutted the water.
While sitting there wondering what i could possible do to ruin their day even more, i found a bottlecap in my pocket hahahahaha!
They scar my face, i scar dem walls!
I decided that it was time to leave a message in there, but i had quite some time, so it was more then a few.
When they opened to look at the window i just pointed finger at them and laughed like hell until they closed the window, and i got back to Writing over and over again.
Some message i left on the wall was
"No laws"
"Anarchy"
"ACAB"
"Refuges welcome"
"No nazi"
A Peace sign
A anarchy sign
A swaztika that i burrowed DEEP into the wall with a big cross over.
When they let me out they just looked shocked on what i have done and asked me how the hell i was able to do it.
I just started to laugh again when they asked me to repair it, and i pointed at my face and told them to repair my face and my glasses.
I had to speak with some civil cops in a room and Everything, but they could not realy do anything since i just said stuff like "Wow, you have good criminals who paint the walls so beautifull", "how could you throw me into a ruined jail like that" etc etc :P
They knew it was me, but they could not do anything about it.
Haha silly me ^_^
I know alot of people finds this extremly stupid, but take me as i am :D
I was going to keep hitchhike back, but that girl!
She is somewhere around in Falun, i will find her again.
I wont leave until i have asked her for a date!
That was way to mush fun and random to look away from :D
Peace all my friends <3
Take care!
//Freddy
Dem random moments is what i live for, and i had one of thoose yesterday :P
I am in Falun here in sweden to visit my brother.
Yesterday, (as Always) i was looking around for the alcoholics for a morning beer until people start to Wake up.
A realy realy pretty girl with blond thin dreads was Walking past me with a realy beautifull White pitbull.
"lilles of freedom my beautifull friend", i said and hold up my Peace fingers.
She smiled and kept Walking.
Later on when more people has gathered on the benches she came again and started to talk to some of the people there that was her friend.
She was quite drunk so she Went to sleep some in the grass with her dog.
I Went to say hello to the dog when she woke up, she had felt that her dog has walked away and thought i was about to steal it.
But we talked some, together with her friends for some short minutes when they decided to leave.
But the girl jumped up and hugged me and wrapped her legs around me and asked me to take her away from here.
She was abit addicted and could not travel around, but i could feel that this was a hippie :)
I answeared that i would marry such a beautifull girl any day.
We decided to walk and shoplift some beers together, but first i had to recycle some cans so we first Went to a food store to recycle.
I got the Money in my hand and we walked out when an employe came and said that she has seen the girl steal a package of ciggarets!
So boss, i didnt even notice it myself, good girl haha ^_^
We stood there and argued and she showed Everything in her clothbag, but one hole where the package was.
A big guy came and started to look around and he finaly found the ciggaret package, so i decided to turn around and walk out.
I was hoping that the girl was abit faster, but the guy ran up to her and took her hands and said that it was time to call the police.
I clearly had to do something to be a hero here, she was soo beautifull ^^
So i just jump forward, took the big guys hands and started to wrestle him until she could run away.
Happy and proad over my brave move i realized that holy shit, now i am in trouble xD
Haha, Another guy came because i was abit stronger then the other guy, but i could not get loose from his grip.
When the other guy came he wrapped his arms around my body so i now had two big guys wrestling me.
They was realy angry and told me to be still, but HA! i wont be still ^^
I jumped around and had fun and laughed so hard, it was like riding an Electric bull.
But they finaly got me down to the ground and called the police.
The police came with the bluelights and was there very fast.
I told them what happened while laughing like a Child over the situation so they decided it was time to take me to the backseat and discuss.
They take me under the arms to lead me to the car, but i was clearly not gona follow that easy!
I just lifted up my legs in the air and said, "carry me please" while still laughing like crazy.
hahahahaha!
They was not on the mood for this at all xD
I could see them look at eachother and said "fuck this guy, his going down".
They both grabbed me and THREW me doing in the ground with all their force so i landed on my face, abit broken glasses and my face is all bloody and filled with scars.
They threw me into the policecar with my hands tied and i continued to laugh at them the whole 15 minutes car trip to jail.
They threw me into jail ( i was still laughing at them ), and closed the door.
So i decided to have a drumseassion on the plasticwindow so the whole copstation would hear me.
They tried to open the door and said stop, they tried to enjoy the Music and eventualy they gave up and did let me.
Boooring :(
so i decided to fill the cell with water as i Always do in jail, but they cutted the water.
While sitting there wondering what i could possible do to ruin their day even more, i found a bottlecap in my pocket hahahahaha!
They scar my face, i scar dem walls!
I decided that it was time to leave a message in there, but i had quite some time, so it was more then a few.
When they opened to look at the window i just pointed finger at them and laughed like hell until they closed the window, and i got back to Writing over and over again.
Some message i left on the wall was
"No laws"
"Anarchy"
"ACAB"
"Refuges welcome"
"No nazi"
A Peace sign
A anarchy sign
A swaztika that i burrowed DEEP into the wall with a big cross over.
When they let me out they just looked shocked on what i have done and asked me how the hell i was able to do it.
I just started to laugh again when they asked me to repair it, and i pointed at my face and told them to repair my face and my glasses.
I had to speak with some civil cops in a room and Everything, but they could not realy do anything since i just said stuff like "Wow, you have good criminals who paint the walls so beautifull", "how could you throw me into a ruined jail like that" etc etc :P
They knew it was me, but they could not do anything about it.
Haha silly me ^_^
I know alot of people finds this extremly stupid, but take me as i am :D
I was going to keep hitchhike back, but that girl!
She is somewhere around in Falun, i will find her again.
I wont leave until i have asked her for a date!
That was way to mush fun and random to look away from :D
Peace all my friends <3
Take care!
//Freddy